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Hayao, those are not your fucking glasses old man.
Me, before I leave the house every day.
An item of clothing that I must acquire by any means necessary. I’ll even sign up to fucking eBay if I fucking have to goddamnit.
BOOM BOOM BAP.
BRRRAPP PAP PAP.
BOOOOOOM.




808.
I am just playing Black & White 2 because I can’t afford any new games because I spent my life savings on pizza and comfortable shoes.
I am so chilled right now.
WAV35.
Junglevision.
I don’t know what’s going on with my legs here. They were very wild and out of control on the dance-floor tonight. Which is probably why I booted some guy down some stairs for punching his girlfriend in the face.

Here’s a hot tip to avoid being kicked down a flight of stairs: Don’t hit your romantic interest. It is not a very nice thing to go and do and there are plenty of other more worthwhile hobbies to pursue.
White girls cannot handle their draaaaaaaank.
I am a God.
Me, feeling great 24/7 baby.
"Aw yisssss. I luvs gittin’ eated" - Idiot Gecko.
New hurr without a curr.
My beard all unruly tho (went out and got me a new beard comb like 5 minutes later).