Everyone always forgets that Rowan Atkinson was the ninth Doctor for a bit which would still make Matt Smith the 12th Doctor seeing as John Hurt’s Doctor doesn’t get a number. Unless of course you count all of the incredibly brief regenerations that Rowan’s Doctor went through during his battle with the Master and the Daleks which would also make Hugh Grant, Jim Broadbent, Joanna Lumley and Richard E. Grant all Doctor’s too. Which would actually make Matt Smith the 16th Doctor and the Doctor had sex with The Master which means that everything’s fucked. I’m going to bed. Fuck everything. Good night.
EDIT: I am a rather big fan of Doctor Who and his time travelling medical practice. I DO know that John Hurt’s ‘War Doctor’ is number 9. I just like to make up little stories in my head so that people read them on the internet. Rowan Atkinson will always be MY Doctor but now I’m going to eat some mashed potato and then go to bed. Again. Bye.